Things that all started when someone stole a loaf of bread:
-Les Miserables
-Aladdin
-Australia
How much spaghetti do u think it takes to fill up a bathtub I need to know for a friend
(Source: darrynek)
as far as im concerned my blog is just a documentation of my slow spiral to rock bottom
when im famous please dont publish my school pictures
one-more-miracle-dont-be-dead:
if you’re ever having a bad day, just remember the guy who founded match.com’s girlfriend left him for someone she met on match.com
(Source: fake-suicide-of-genius)
i hate being tickled i do not think it is cute i do not think it is funny i will kick you in the face


