makaeru:

Things that all started when someone stole a loaf of bread:
-Les Miserables
-Aladdin
-Australia

darrynek:

How much spaghetti do u think it takes to fill up a bathtub I need to know for a friend

(Source: darrynek)

h0llo:

as far as im concerned my blog is just a documentation of my slow spiral to rock bottom

kyurem:

i only date pokemon masters

camilasexycabello:

when im famous please dont publish my school pictures

one-more-miracle-dont-be-dead:

if you’re ever having a bad day, just remember the guy who founded match.com’s girlfriend left him for someone she met on match.com

(Source: fake-suicide-of-genius)

i hate being tickled i do not think it is cute i do not think it is funny i will kick you in the face